Angry Mudslide

The act of taking a crap at a social gathering at the home of a person you dislike, instead of using toilet paper you wipe your ass on either their shower curtain or hand towels.

"I was at Brian's house and did an Angry Mudslide in his bathroom".

by Schlumie January 13, 2009

angry crusading

The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.

I went angry crusading yesterday. It was quite the town.

That man angry crusaded my house!

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

The Angry Chef

When penatrating a girl from behind, you casually insert a digit into her anus. Confused and angry, she turns around, and you 'paint' angry eyebrows on her, then place your boxers on her head like a 'chef's hat.' Thus, The Angry Chef.

Boy, was Susie shocked when I gave her The Angry Chef last saturday. She didn't know she was in for a culinary surprise!!

by Alan Lamb April 25, 2004

angry fucking

When you're pissed at a person, but you think a good fucking will calm you down.

"Ugh, I was so pissed at Mark. That led to angry fucking. It calmed me down." -Girl 1
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2

by Evilchikin March 7, 2016

The Angry Gorilla

The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.

When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla

by William Warner December 15, 2008

angry blap

To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..

"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "

by the angry russel September 12, 2009

Angry Villager

Sexual position involving the doggy style move. The male must take a chewed piece of gum from his mouth, split it into 2 equal size pieces and place each one on the sides of the females neck. When the male ejaculates he will do so on the females back, while holding a pitchfork, and a torch. He must then set the curtains on fire and run from the house.

Joe was able to pull off a full angry villager on that chick from the bar last night.

by The Flash Man September 20, 2010