Mom: Come on! Get your lazy-ass off that chair and clean your room!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!
by Minecraft1238 February 01, 2019
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by reyskywalkersfavlesbian April 17, 2022
When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021
" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....
by Textpert September 27, 2009
by RMcC832 December 26, 2021
The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.
Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.
by WizKid99 March 09, 2017