Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.
Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"
by Balls_Man May 29, 2022
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Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows
Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart
by bushini349358 June 13, 2022
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Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain
Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie
by eef_q June 13, 2024
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It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.
"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."
by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021
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what in the actual fuck

My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)
Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"
by 2Uvas June 18, 2024
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when you to ka mak to make a proper word on urban dictionary
i was to lazy to put an actual word here
by Ilbeity December 11, 2023
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Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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