by lincummaster October 13, 2021
Get the abraham lincum mug.When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.
by faggot cheese maker September 17, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincoln Movie Night mug.by abrahamsnotautistic_48 December 4, 2024
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by ljsobased January 1, 2025
Get the Abraham mug.Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. mug.Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Abraham mug.Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 22, 2021
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