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AIDS burger

Urban legend about a disgruntled fast food employee who had AIDS. He was said to have injected his blood into warm hamburger patties to incubate the virus with the intent of infecting random burger joint patrons with HIV.
Recently popularized by a South Park episode in which Jimmy Buffett did an AIDS benefit concert for little Eric Cartman. The episode actually made no mention of the urban legend, but used the term in a parody of a well known Jimmy Buffett tune.
"AIDS burger in paradise" -Jimmy Buffett from South Park Season 12, Episode 1.
by knob lock March 20, 2008
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Aidsish

Fucked up beyond all recognition, completely unsalvageable, pretty much the worst shit ever.
"I'd like to brew another batch of hefeweizen, but the chick at the plant keeps sending me this Aidsish yeast..."
by Grant Wattz December 14, 2008
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AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.
"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)
by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 26, 2010
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Avisheh

Avisheh is a lovely person at first. They may seem shy and kind, but once you get to know them , you soon realise what a mistake it was to become their friend/lover. Avisheh may seem arrogant and self-involved - if these signs start to show, return to where you found them immediately.

Name tags may be found in hidden places, and it is wise to return to the owner as soon as possible, even more so if they show signs of BDE.
Avisheh has become my friend, but I am thinking of returning them. I hope I didn't lose the receipt.
Avisheh is tormenting me. Help!
by avisheh-hater May 26, 2021
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blue aids

A sickness caused by getting Rainbow Aids and having Aids at the same time.

symptoms are you got aids and rainbow aids
by mikeman2 February 28, 2008
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gohna-herpa-syphll-aids

an STD that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. This STD can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. The woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. Starting from the head of the penis, down the shaft, until it reaches the testicles, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. The only treatment is amputation
A man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got "gohna-herpa-syphll-aids" and then lost his penis, one testicle, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake testicle and no penis.

God bless him.
by bigmenifee October 14, 2009
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avisodomy

the action of having intercourse with an avian (eg turkey, chicken) and killing it for sexual gratification.

(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)
according to Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade a variant of avisodomy was to be found in the parisian brothels of his day. It was accomplished, as described by the Marquis, in this way: " ... the girl holds the bird's (turkey's) neck locked between her thighs, you have her ass straight ahead of you for prospect, and she cuts the bird's throat the same moment you discharge.
by Teh Revenant September 16, 2007
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