aunt jamal

FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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by liambitchtits March 17, 2005
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Aunt Pearl

An "Aunt Pearl" is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. The spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.
The softball was hit into the outfield and the second baseman yells AUNT PEARL! This mean throw it high and hard into the chest.
by Jonny J Bird April 11, 2011
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Aunt Emily

Butana, tri athlete of whores, careless Mother, a drug addict, alcoholic, evil caniving slut, bitch, and unemployed social climbing hairdresser.
Aunt Emily, Whore, slut, tramp, and one who gets married and pregnant and has no idea why, fake father fucker, and a slut
by The Real Adult November 28, 2009
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step-aunt

In chinese, step-aunt is subtle way to refer "menstruation".
Wife: "I think my step-aunt arrived" (my period arrived )
by Junki Yard November 19, 2015
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Aunt Linda

"Stop being such an Aunt Linda"
by auntlinda October 19, 2015
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ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
by Fastninjamichael March 21, 2018
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Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.
I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night
by J.P.S Irish August 24, 2006
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