Legault the Assassin

A user at a popular message board named Eskimo Haven who thinks he's sexayer then Moonie

Manny, for the last time Moonie is god!

by Moonie March 1, 2005

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018

Smiling shooter/assassin

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player

The most annoying players in the entire community

Remember to tell your local Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player to quit the game and touch grass

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025

Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct)

A defunct Compton-linked Piru set that operated on Detroit’s Westside, mainly around W. Seven Mile & Fenton and the Beyond the Gates Apartments. Once allied with BPSN and rivals of Brightmoor GDs, their territory was taken over by 5Point Nation Crips (SCRG/BJSG) between 2022–2024.

The Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct) used to run the Beyond the Gates Apartments, but by 2024, 5PN had fully replaced their tags and control.”—Five Points local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025