Paper Asshole

A guy who talks a lot of shit but fails to deliver. I.E a fraud, a fake, or a phony.

Yo Mike R. really thinks he's tough but he ain't shit but a paper asshole.

by Projectpat1983 June 1, 2016

Asshole Teacher

A man who is typically a substitute teacher, whether it be in High school or any lesser form.

Tends to believe he is higher than all other forms of life, especially damn hooligans.

Tends to walk around a room, with his back straightened, arms out wide, trying to look tougher than he really is. Forgetful, with things such as attendance or how to spell a name. When standing in place, tends to hold hands behind back, while staring at you like if you come near him, he will bite your head off.

Also believes he runs the place, when really he has no clue what is going on.

"That asshole teacher is everywhere I go! I had him for british writers again and he forgot the attendence."
"HEY! I have 21 written down and I see 22, I'm gonna have to go through the entire class again and take attendance"

by BK aka Fonzie March 1, 2009

chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah

A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!

by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010

Asshole nasty

origin: midwest suburbs
1.)Refers to one being nasty in the sense that they are dirty and undesirable for sexual purposes, and/or any other purpose that requires someone to be clean, groomed and presentable in public or private.
2.) To be so nasty as to resemble the smell, color, or shape of an anus.
- more commonly known as: Ass-nasty

Tyrone: "Oooh look at that girl over there, she thick as hell. I wanna hit that".
Billy Bob: "Are you serious man? That chick is ASSHOLE NASTY. I would have sex with her her if she was the last woman on earth".

by An Immature Professional December 17, 2008

Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

Whooves asshole

When the anal cavity is stretched so far that the hoof of a horse could fit inside.

"That clown car was kinda like whooves asshole"

by Omgitseli June 6, 2018