Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.
by Ashton beggio August 7, 2019
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Get the ashton kutchermug. A white boy locally known as “Sir Chief” who is a complete fuck boy. He can steal your girlfriend in a minute. He is also known for throwing the wildest parties.
by Nickel Eye November 30, 2019
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Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.
Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.
Bob: ... Whatever
Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.
Bob: ... Whatever
by KateeKay February 4, 2009
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