Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

appearancely challenged

a nicer word for ugly.

"Dude, she's ugly."

"Don't be mean! She's appearancely challenged."

by loverrrrrrrrrr February 13, 2010

appease your need

when you do what you gotta do

'its ok man hes just appeasin his need'
'damn like you gotta appease your need bro'

by st christian the gizmo December 6, 2011

bound to appear

Likely to make an appearance

My buddy is bound to appear on messenger any minute now.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

it appears to be what it appears to be

The true alternative to the lame "it is what it is", because truly nothing is what it is, it can only appear to be that.

I cant stand the phrase "it is what it is" because things are only what it appears to be what it appears to be.

by Chris Athanas July 20, 2009

Cameo Appearance

A Cameo Appearance, is when someone attends a function / event they are invited to for a short period of time. A Cameo appearance is made when you can’t really be fucked turning up, but do so to stop being ribbed by the boys for being weak as piss.

One often makes a Cameo appearance, when they are only allowed out of the house for short periods of time. A Cameo appearance is used to keep both the boys and the Mrs happy.

“ Roger you’re not going away for the whole Queens birthday weekend are you? “

“No my love, I will just make a Cameo appearance.”

by Queen Lizzy May 30, 2019