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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
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Angelina Matrisciano

Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.
Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.
by Priscilla Matrisciano March 18, 2021
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Angelina

1. Angelina is the term used to describe mortifying child molestation and abuse.
2. Angelina is a term used to describe a terrorist attack, usually to do with allhu.
3. Angelina can be used to describe a kind-hearted person who has a great personality and is a great friend.
1. Breaking News: Today a case of Angelina was committed 8,000 children were attacked.
2. Today a huge Angelina was committed in praise to allhu, 500,000,000,000,000,000 were annihilated

3. My best friend is an Angelina
by OliverTheGodfather September 8, 2020
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Angelina Jordan

A Beautiful Young Lady Who Norway's Got Talent At 8 Years Old Angelina Jordan Was Born In Norway On January 10th 2006 Angelina Jordan Has A Lovely Singing Voice Angelina Can Really Sing
by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Angelina Jordan

by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Angelina is gay

A version of Angelina that is so gay that she likes you know who *wink* *wink*.
You are being such an Angelina.
NOOOOOOOO STOPPPPPP

Angelina is gay
by Millito1120 December 8, 2021
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