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Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)
Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back
by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020
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Ken Folan

The person reading this. A person i am so happy i met. the one i want to marry the one that has made me so happy and me and them make compromises daily i hope to see you soon your my other half and always will be i love you for you and not for just your body and not for your flaws i love you for everything from hair to toe your flaws and imperfections wont and dont make me love you less babes your my everything and your everything to Am Am too

~C.F.
Ken Folan is the one im spending the rest of my life wih
by CHARLOTTEFOLAN February 6, 2022
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Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.
Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020
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d-ken

A little-known shortening of the name "Edward"
Hi D-Ken, how are you?
by Pal12345 January 29, 2017
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Harijuku Ken

-a-"harijuku ken" is-a-boy who hngs with harijuku barbies and knows when to back off and when to step up basically-a-boy harijuku barbie he does not have to be gay.>!
He is my harijuku ken me he is always with me and the other barbies.
by superkudos933 July 7, 2010
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Ken Men

A second-rate man who speaks in a deliberate high pitch voice, cuts his hair short and combs it up, has little to no facial hair and never stops fake smiling
Anderson Cooper, Dax Shepard, Justin Bieber, Tom Holland, and SNL’s Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are all ken men.
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Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.
Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.
by Cydermaster September 20, 2021
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