When one grabs their phone from their pocket/purse/anything, and the moment they do they recieve a new text message or call. Like they knew it was coming.
Person 1: Dude, the moment I picked up my phone, someone called me!
Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.
Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.
by Razolicious August 17, 2009

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010

An explosive device in Rainbow Six Siege activated by taping and wiring a phone to explosives using the other phone to call the exploding phone to make it explode.
by bababooey booshman December 8, 2020

A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"
Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."
Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"
Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."
Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 8, 2020

by markodorko July 10, 2009
