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bloody skunk

A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.
He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked

He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
by Dan from Cali September 10, 2005
mugGet the bloody skunkmug.

Bloody dairy

Bloody Dairy: when having vaginal sex with a woman while she is menstruating, the male pulls his penis out right before ejaculating and inserts his bloody penis in her mouth.
Wade gave his girlfriend a bloody dairy.
by Ward the bard March 27, 2020
mugGet the Bloody dairymug.

bloody besties

When you and another person are experiencing the symptoms of a period and bond over it. cramps, bloody vagina, fatigue.
Luis is acting like he's on his period, and I really am, we're bloody besties now.
by man456 February 14, 2012
mugGet the bloody bestiesmug.

Bloody thugz

a man who is a a thug and is capping and always A Bloody
by Shotmanz uncle May 14, 2021
mugGet the Bloody thugzmug.

Bloody shame

A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.

While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!
Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!
by Crazy Louie November 25, 2021
mugGet the Bloody shamemug.

bloody brian

Bloody Brian is an englishman that has typically escaped the motherland to hunt for sexy women and eat delicious food elsewhere in the world.
When Bloody Brian gets drunk he loves telling everyone how much he loves them.
Bloody Brian has deep and meaningful thoughts.
Bloody Brian as a gigantic cock
by The W0nderful Wizard of 0z January 31, 2019
mugGet the bloody brianmug.

Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.
Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.
by KaptainJack October 23, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Bayonetmug.

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