by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
Get the Toolmug. The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
Get the toolmug. Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"
That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.
by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019
Get the Toolingmug. by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016
Get the toolmug. If post nut clarity were a band
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
Get the Toolmug. A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
Get the Toolmug.