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Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.
"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."
by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
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tool

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
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Tool

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha
by wayment September 1, 2019
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Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"
That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.
by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019
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tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.
That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.
by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016
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Tool

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
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Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
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