A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
Get the Scooter pornmug. by Allaisha July 29, 2023
Get the Scooter girlmug. When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
Get the scooter biscuitmug. When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.
by PeaceLL March 19, 2021
Get the Scooter popmug. ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021
Get the Scooter Cootermug. This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
Get the Scooter Chavmug. by peasscoot April 24, 2015
Get the scooter poofmug.