Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

BDS disabled nigel

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms

a BDS disabled nigel with no friends

by mrs tosser July 18, 2025

nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines

lonely Nigel dreams of having a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name

conflicted Nigel wishes he had a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record

wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025