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nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair
Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record
wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel womaniser

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
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