glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy

dang glenn ass is so big and juicy

by Glenn ass November 17, 2020

Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS

omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer

by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021

Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce

Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.

by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020

glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.

This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.

by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

Glenn

Glenn likes pmw and is pushing 🅿️

Glenn is pushing 🅿️ and likes pmw

by Glennnnnnnnnnnnn January 23, 2022

Glenn

A charmer. He is hilarious and makes a great friend and yet can be a pain in the ass. He has a crush on all the girls and all the girl chase after him. He only has eyes for one. He's very competitive and a sore loser. He's the best at everything but puts forth no effort.

Hey Glenn!

by Lloosseerrss November 13, 2021