the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
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2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
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