Bryson

Has no Dad

" Yo look it's Bryson "
"You mean the stinky pinoy with no dad?"

by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022

Bryson

A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.

“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryson

Straight up the hottest guy you will ever meet. If you find a Bryson, hold on to him. He's funny, and so insanely hot.

I met a Bryson!
Really! Lucky you!

by Da hot one September 30, 2021

bryson tindzley

A SEXY FREAKY BLACK BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH SHORT HAIR AND THE BIGGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN

Bryson Tindzley single hit him up

by DaddysGurb1989 June 25, 2017

Bryson young

BRYSON IS A SEXY AS heck every one loves him especially boys

BRYSON YOUNG GETS BOYS

by SHIZZZZZING HOTTIE May 13, 2022

Bryson Stott

He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.

Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!

by Jerbroks October 16, 2023

Bryson

brysen is a mean person who bullys others and steals food and should be nicer to serenity

I told my friend dont act like a bryson

by Gms 123456789 September 30, 2022