"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
Get the Valentine's Day 2mug. Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
Get the Valentines Daymug. The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
Get the Valentine's Daymug. There are two ways to define valentines day
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
Get the Valentines daymug. -Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
Get the Valentine's daymug. Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022
Get the Valentine’s Daymug.