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Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
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Valentine's Day

A day in February that prompts people to figuratively and literally give their hearts away for the day... if the other accepts, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... (you know I'm a rule breaker)

Rules don't mean a thing. You just might be made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for one day or only on Valentine's Day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Ai Elo...

Will you be my Valentine?
by the moth in me February 10, 2014
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(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
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Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
I hate Valentine's Day.
by old handle February 13, 2015
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Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW
Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day
by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
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Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.
Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!
by icd0214 June 2, 2019
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