by Crack Daddy Welfare April 19, 2003
Get the southern trespassmug. The Southern Baptist Convention is a far-right, White Supremacist cult founded in the 1830s for the sole purpose of defending human (specifically African-American) slavery.
While it claims to to be based on the Word of God and has trappings of Christianity, the truth of is far more sinister: The Southern Baptist Convention is a tool of the saee Anti-Christ whose machinations are responsible for corrupting our world with fascism, Stalinism, ceand Naziism.
Its creators were Southern slaveowners and their braindead sympathisers, who cried like spoiled children because the humanitarian and progressive northerners would not fund pro-slavery congregation, pay slave-owning ministers, or support pro-slavery missionary activity.
Northerners, progressive Southerners, and African-American southerners continue to serve our Lord and Saviour as the American Baptist Convention, while Southern Baptists have gone on to stand up for racial segregation, homophobia, misogyny, theocracy, and reactionary nationalism. Through the control of the Republican Party and the DLC (both of which they share with corporate interests), Southern Baptists continue to inflict hate, pain, and suffering upon America and upon the world.
While it claims to to be based on the Word of God and has trappings of Christianity, the truth of is far more sinister: The Southern Baptist Convention is a tool of the saee Anti-Christ whose machinations are responsible for corrupting our world with fascism, Stalinism, ceand Naziism.
Its creators were Southern slaveowners and their braindead sympathisers, who cried like spoiled children because the humanitarian and progressive northerners would not fund pro-slavery congregation, pay slave-owning ministers, or support pro-slavery missionary activity.
Northerners, progressive Southerners, and African-American southerners continue to serve our Lord and Saviour as the American Baptist Convention, while Southern Baptists have gone on to stand up for racial segregation, homophobia, misogyny, theocracy, and reactionary nationalism. Through the control of the Republican Party and the DLC (both of which they share with corporate interests), Southern Baptists continue to inflict hate, pain, and suffering upon America and upon the world.
Jerry Falwell, a prominent hatemonger affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, supported racial segregation until it became so politically unacceptable to do so that his career hand his ability to defraud people by exploiting their faith would have been ruined. Likewise, both Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell have used their disgusting faith as excuses to launch tirades against social liberals, women, homosexuals, the working classes, and religious minorities.
by CommieCowboy April 9, 2006
Get the Southern Baptistmug. Bands like Yosemite Mudflap, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster. Everytime I Die. This is southern metal.
by Jon Henderson December 21, 2008
Get the Southern Metalmug. This is a place where many hicks breed and raise little hick babies to hunt and drive big Ford trucks. People around here are very close minded and never want to leave.
by peezanator January 1, 2012
Get the Southern Marylandmug. Male masterbation technique,
While using your left hand to beat off, you position your thumb facing your body with your hand on top of the shaft instead of underneath.
While using your left hand to beat off, you position your thumb facing your body with your hand on top of the shaft instead of underneath.
by sac daddy October 14, 2006
Get the southern southpawmug. unlike its northern countepart, the southern beard is generally hidden by underpants. the southern beard is generally referred to after sighting an unkempt, smelly individual whose commitment to personal hygiene is low.
'can you imaging how tatty the southern beard is if the northern one hasn't been trimmed, brushed or touched in 2 years'
by Hilda Cuttyhunk May 22, 2006
Get the southern beardmug. Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.
I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.
by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007
Get the Southern Slidemug.