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someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg
yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there
by placentaignite March 19, 2024
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Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.
Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.
by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018
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Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 7, 2022
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thread busting

commenting on a post or thread with the intent of stopping all future comments from the author or other participants. The thread bust usually goes off-topic of the original sentiment or twists it into a different meaning before ending all future coments.
post: the kids are at grandma and grandpa's for the week. time for some alone time with the wife.
commenter 1: that's awesome. you guys are "lucky ducks!"
commenter 2: I think you meant to say rabbits, not ducks.

this is a simple example and may not result in thread bust but shows the intent of thread busting.
by notkimandbrian July 10, 2011
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Threading the peedle

When one person is sitting down on the toilet to relieve themselves and a secondary person urinates in a fashion that the stream goes between the sitting person's legs and into the toilet bowl.
Ever since me and Steve failed at threading the peedle our friendship hasn't been the same.
by Peedlethread November 17, 2021
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Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.
Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.
by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011
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thread it up

The act of sewing a persons fingers together.
Hey kid, wanna thread it up in my basement?
by Aarzxx November 12, 2018
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