tard hatch 

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

tard hatch by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

tard strength 

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.

After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.

tard strength by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003

tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

tard genius by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008

tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.

I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.

tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

Tard Safari 

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

Tard Safari by Tomalo October 10, 2011

tard rage 

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength

dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage

tard rage by daddy March 8, 2004

tard tingles

The tingling sensation of embarrassment felt on behalf of others - often felt during a musical performance by someone not musically talented, or when watching a person make a retard of themselves. Similar to the jibblies.

Brett Bretterson tried to serenade what's her face with some love song. Man, that gave me some serious tard tingles.

tard tingles by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005