Norman

A device that is a crutch for my disability. Will lead to dissapointment.

Damnit, mom found Norman. I hate ruby.

by JTHICKY January 27, 2019

Norman Vincent Peel

A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.

Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Norman Reedus

MY HUSBAND

Person: do you know Norman Reedus?
Me: yeah we are married.

by kaiballz December 24, 2023

Mr Norman

Somebody who is very petty, has a small penis and follows every single rule like it's the bible

Dude you're such a Norman/ Mr Norman

by Hawes inc. November 8, 2021

Ziva Norman

That one girl who keeps trying to give me four dollars

Generic white name number1: Hey I owe you $4
Me: Stop being a Ziva Norman

by Humblebutt1 May 19, 2022

Norman

norman is the best person you’ll ever meet. he takes care of you, he protects you, he’s there for you. you can always talk to him about everything. he always asks if you’re alright. he’s like the brightest star in the sky. his eyes are shining more than anything you’ll ever see and his smile is the most beautiful smile. you could stare at him for hours and won‘t get bored of it. he has such a huge heart and he shows you that he loves you. he’ll be your favorite person in life. if you have a norman,please take care of him and don’t ever hurt him. he deserves the world.

omg i can’t stop thinking about norman. he makes my heart melt. i miss him more than anythingggg<:

by henriette.rhm September 17, 2022