Two fist shuffle

That's when I am rubbing one out.

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.

by Griz April 19, 2004

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 26, 2004

Ahh shit and two farts

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

by Coos April 20, 2008

two girls one cup

The best and worst internet video to date

Most people already know what two girls one cup is about and what happens yet they feel compelled to keep watching it and showing to their friends, "To see their reaction"

by Cool Diesel November 08, 2007

two shakes of a lambs tail

a short amount of time

i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail

by hippy mcP May 11, 2003

Who's go two thumbs?

Short version of a phrase made popular on the TV show "Scrubs":
"Who's got two thumbs and don't give a shit? Me, Bob Kelso!"

When someone tells you something you don't care about, you say, "Who's go two thumbs?"

If something not very important is made into a 'big deal', you can say: "Who's got two thumbs?"

by dbljr December 20, 2011

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott September 02, 2003