Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
Get the Decorating my Christmas Tree mug.A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you
7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”
Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you
7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”
Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”
by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025
Get the Des!duous Tree mug.Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur
Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end
Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end
by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022
Get the au-tree mug.A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021
Get the veteran tree mug.TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.
Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.
Guy 2:
Guy1:
Guy2:
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.
Guy 2:
Guy1:
Guy2:
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