French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.

Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.

by Smeggy0 July 25, 2022

Frencheli

The most beautiful girl in your eyes. She is usally mixed with Canadian and Puerto Rican.

Damn frencheil stole my heart.
Frencheli and I went to the mall.

by Miles morals parker October 3, 2016

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 13, 2020

French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017