Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Ghetto dumpling

any Asian person named Victor

bro victor always talks like a ghetto dumpling

by yesdaddy696969 December 23, 2022

Ghetto Vino

When people match the incorrect wine with food.

I went to the wedding in Napa and they served Pinot noir with pomodoro, that’s so ghetto vino

by BelmondoBond December 13, 2024

ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.

Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!

by speaking the truth November 20, 2015

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 18, 2016

Ghetto Flip

Drinking an alcoholic beverage while taking mushrooms.

Hey I got a 40 oz of mad dog and some shrooms wanna ghetto flip tonight?

Man I'm hella ghetto flipping balls right now

by more4u2c October 13, 2014

Ghetto blaster

A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely.

Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:

"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."

"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A

"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b

"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c

by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2025