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Christian

What followers of Christ call themselves
I recently became a Christian when I found God in my depression.
by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020
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Maranatha Christian Academy

Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.
by trexx19 October 24, 2019
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Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.
Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!
by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023
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Christian

Evie: “Christian is the love of my life
by evalynni December 18, 2021
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Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
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Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019
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christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
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