ass gadget

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

by fantasyclique October 20, 2019

Dunkin ass

When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water

Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS

Kid: NOT AGAIN

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

by Things that justin says September 16, 2017

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016