I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Usbo-sexual

Straight, but with a preference of either pan-sexual female or a straight female.

I'm Usbo-gender or Usbo-sexual.
Thanks Urban!

by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021

Sexual Shucking

Fucking a corn shuck after drilling a hole in it

Sexual Shucking is fucking disgusting

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

sexually annoying

When you sexually annoy someone.

Dude: Why are they so sexually annoying?!??!
Dude 2: No clue man, that's how they roll I guess.

by Roninbar September 4, 2021

hole-sexual

A sexual orientation in which someone will fornicate with any hole attached to someone they find attractive

Just because I would fuck Astolfo (Fate), Haku (Naruto), Saika (Oregairu), and Luka (Steins) doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I would rearrange their guts because I'm hole-sexual and I find them hot just like I find girls hot.

by R0boT4ter October 30, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

sexual personality disorder

Is a type of personality disorder primarily dealing with a person s sexual behaviors choices,decision and acts with Disoriented Sexual inhibition toward anyone of any age

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes August 16, 2018