rape kit

The most essential kit any rap artist could possibly obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.
yo dawg, use the rape kit to hit that shit!
by B dizzleee November 06, 2006
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pencil rape

When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.
Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.
by TheRAR February 15, 2011
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Rape Face

This one redheaded fag boy that stares into your soul with an extreme rape faceface. It started in his 7th grade year, when he met his friend Joel (other fag boy) then he met more of the fag boys (TJ, Jackson, etc.)
"I'll rape you" as he stares at you with a rape face
by Mr.Dick Chocolate69 June 11, 2015
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Chat Rape

when theres only one person of the opposite sex in the chat
he was chat raped because there were 7 girls in the chat and 1 guy in the chat
by Yujin O.------- October 27, 2009
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house raping

The act of one walking into a persons house taking all their food and then leaving immidiately or shortly after.
Dude, we so raped Austen's house when he wasnt home.
by Matt and Eddie May 12, 2003
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Cake Rape

(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.
The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.
by OwenSael November 12, 2009
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Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.
Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."
by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017
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