potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

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Sweat Potato

Sedentary person who wears sweat pants everywhere.

“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”

by johncy December 15, 2023

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Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

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Here we eat the potato

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

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