potato

a very good tasting vegetable that also refers to a very ugly person

I look like a potato

by kaykaybeth December 19, 2019

Potato

1. (n) a starchy tuber vegetable of the solanaceae family of angiosperms

2. (adj) of poor quality, usually pertaining to electronics

1. "I prefer butter on my baked potato."

2. "That's some potato video quality, fam."

by Sources943 December 25, 2019

Potato

a ting used to eat crasps, crying and you can use it as a mouse, as a youtuber who payed fornite has explained. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, AS YOU WILL GET FORNITEOPHOMBIA!!!!!

"Derek, thats some real cool potato"

by Shaqmanshotop April 21, 2019

POTATO

an adjective used to describe a person acting stupid or dense.

Grace, you are being a potato by eating that twinkie

by 20shrea April 25, 2019

Potato

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.

Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.

by Potato997 April 29, 2019

Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.

Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)

by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 9, 2019

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019