Beans and Rice

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Precious Bean

GalaxyCloud. She is the definition of precious bean ok

Dude 1: Man GalaxyCloud is such a precious bean.
Dude 2: I mean she's literally the definition of precious bean so???

by eepers June 25, 2020

Green Beans

You need to rethink your life if you're on urban dictionary looking up "green beans".

Y'all got some of them green beans?
Yah I'm mah cabent

by Fuckernut May 28, 2018

flip your bean

when a woman masterbates and plays with her clit, flipping her bean.

i flipped my bean and then fingered myself and came all over my hand.....

by maniak killette April 2, 2004

Osama Bean Laden

A laughable attempt at spelling "Osama Bin Laden"

If you spell Osama Bin Laden as "Osama Bean Laden", you are a fucktard.

by p00flake September 28, 2006

human bean juice

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009