The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.
Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets
by XCMMX May 8, 2009
Get the Captain Smash-A-Homug. making a fool of yourself
by Kourtni Paige November 12, 2007
Get the hoed yo' selfmug. A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.
That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.
by pobro January 6, 2012
Get the Captain Save a Homug. 
Get the yo ho hello theremug. Last night I was banging a slutty crackhead and suddenly shit came out of her ass. I said, oh my god, look at that crack ho shit!
by Richthekid July 7, 2017
Get the crack ho shitmug. "Man, you can't bring your girl to the beach with all that hair hangin' out. You better garden with your ho."
by The Sandbaggers February 11, 2007
Get the Garden with your homug. preppy white girls getting in touch with their inner thug listening to rap on the way to the club. No grill, no bling-bling, and they don't understand a single phrase that Homey "G" says a thousand times in the song. They all got a little gangsta in 'em though. Neutral gang colors, giving props to the peeps, Got they mind on they money and all that. Fo shizzle!!
by crack28 June 13, 2008
Get the bitch ass hosmug.