mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

mud

when one mixes water and dried kratoms together, turning it into grade A- mud.

im on the mud.
ayo jackie, tryna dip mud later ?
lemme guess, you drank mud ?
you do know your kidneys cant filter mud out

by bi.polar.expresss January 25, 2023