kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.
by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTERmug. by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016
Get the kevin hortonmug. Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.
That person reminds me of Kevin
by Chapo696969 April 3, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. An arrogant, manipulative, narcissistic, selfish, toxic, inconsiderate, idiotic, greedy, cheating, lying asshole.
Person 1: Hey, do you know a guy named Kevin J*n? I heard he's coming to the party.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
by hater1287123 March 4, 2025
Get the Kevin J*nmug. This trend is stupid … everyone needs to stop… your name does not mean what it says here. There is no truth to anything on this website …. Drink water and go to bed.
by Kevinbnee November 22, 2021
Get the Kevin Neemug. by MEAHAHAHAHAH554 May 28, 2023
Get the Doing a kevinmug.