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Kevinism

The best political way to go, it is the reason you look up and think "i am soo grateful that Hitler died because he was gay" and the reason why your asian parents beat the living fuck out of the when you bet a b plus.
DAMN! KEVINISM REALLY IS GREAT
by KEVVVVZ June 28, 2021
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Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock
Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang
by ClipsEli May 11, 2025
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Kevin

A name that became synonym to being extremly dumb.
A:"Hey did you the video i sent you?"
B:"Yeah, the guy on it is so dumb his name is probably named Kevin"
by Arizw July 26, 2021
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Kevin W

A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.
Did you hear that Kevin W? Everyone threw up after his performance.
by McBigBooty October 13, 2022
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Kevin

A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 15, 2022
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Kevin Collins

The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3
Gerogina: Kevin Collins is sooooo sexy

Alex: Fuck yes

Bobbie: Too bad he's 18
by MotherLover11111 February 17, 2017
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kevin wingle

This kid is extra slim thicc and he WILL steal yo girl
Aka dumbthicc. Slim thick kevin wingle just stole my woman
by ChickenFetishs September 12, 2017
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