house payment wheels

Rims for a vehicle that are equal to or greater than your house payment.

"yo man i just put some sick house payment wheels on my whip. come check em out"

by macdaddy09 May 12, 2010

Southern House Party

A sex act involving the insertion of an airhorn into one's anus. May be done solo or with partner(s).

"What's all that racket?"
"I think my neighbor is throwing a Southern House Party."

by ThiccDaveCave March 12, 2017

Join our houses

Medieval gay butt sex (ganal)

Robert Baretheon leans into Ned Starks ear and whispers "We need to join our houses" Ned replies to Robert saying "thoust last pounding has made me bum sore to this day"

by mariozio October 01, 2020

filthy fun house

A reverse titty-fuck where you sit on the girls face, get some ass play, and fuck some titties.

I gave yer ma a filthy fun house last night, she let me bounce around on them twins for hours.

by Asseater 3000 December 04, 2013

Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 03, 2011

Chance's Chill House

A Discord server where a bunch of creeps post nsfw, cyclops porn, and post the dankest of memes.

Dude, have you seen the meme section in Chance's Chill House?

by The Hylian Hero May 14, 2018

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021