Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

Shower neighbour

The person you shower with

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours

by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024