loser house brother

noun; male sibling teacher who currently isn't working and spends most of his day watching stories, drinking iced coffee, taking naps, eating his feelings, and playing with his cat

Geese's loser house brother is quite handsome.

by teeshurABC123 July 16, 2023

new house syndrome

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.

Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.

by TrickyVicky93 November 1, 2019

House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.

It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020

The White House Special

When you fuck someone in the ass without lube, similar to the way the US government does to americans

They were in so much pain after a night of receiving the white house special

by Hyde the Hatchet January 1, 2021

The Side House Salad

When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.

Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym

"The Side House Salad"

by Browntown769 February 11, 2021

House on lyell challenge

Blowing up someone's/your own house.

Yooooy evan wana do the House on lyell challenge? Yeah sure man.

by TurdBOI 420 February 12, 2021

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021