half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

half-great-grandniece

Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.

My half-great-grandniece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-great-great-aunt

Great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.

i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.

by autisticmemer March 30, 2018

half-great-great-great-nephew

Half-sibling's great-great-grandson.

half-great-great-great-nephew.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

hebrew half

When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.

Girl I'm gon' get this hostess apple pie! I'll share, but I get the Hebrew half.

by Brogantac August 11, 2017