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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?
Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses
by juncococococococo February 25, 2021
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Half-Jinx

Half-Jinx has the same rules as a normal jinx (saying the same word/sentence with another person and you tell “JINX”), except for this scenario a “Half-Jinx” counts towards phrases with the same idea/meaning rather than exact wording.
Person A: This is dumb
Person B: This is stupid
*dramatic stare between the two*
Person A and B: HALF-JINX
by spider-seahorse man March 1, 2021
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Half Ho

A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.
Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.
by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021
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It ain’t even Half Time

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
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It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.
Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
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Pecans on the half shell

Term used to describe small breasts
Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
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