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Get the hands-free pullback mug.What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Free Briana Boston mug.A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
Get the Cage-Free mug.No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Free will mug.When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
Get the theft of free will mug.(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
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