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Hi my name is free
by Ala5 May 30, 2022
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that was free

When something is uncalled for or unwanted, mostly when someone says something to you, you use the expression "that was free". It’s often used in a sarcastic tone to make sure that the person who said it knows that is was unwanted.
"Hey! Your hair looks like trash today"
"Well, that was free"
by Valide5756 July 9, 2019
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.
The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.
by Dubs Check October 17, 2025
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Gluten free

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
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Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.
These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.
by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009
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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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