ass juggie

When your sassy walk gets a little too sassy, your ass goes up and down and up and down and up.....

Omg! Did you see her on the red carpet? Total ass juggie right there!!!

by Official_Juba_ May 25, 2017

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the bowl of ass

The time when you start fucking a piece of potato soup

Jake says what are are you eating my lady
Lady said I ate the bowl of ass

by The potato soup June 12, 2017

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Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 4, 2017

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Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

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ass taxi

1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."

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2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.

It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.

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Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.

by Drumby July 7, 2016

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