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99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019
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Sam Free

Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger
The Horse:
Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger
by YungPedroThrNegroe August 10, 2019
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Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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Free Palestine Syndrome

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025
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Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.
My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!
by Monnai December 12, 2024
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Free pass

Something not everybody has had.
Because the outsider girl had had a free pass for so long, if not always, she didn't think she was a guest in another town, as not all guests are welcome. She thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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