by zeethegod December 18, 2021
Get the Heartland Christian Schoolmug. A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019
Get the Christian Cavallaromug. Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do
I love you christian
by Nathanissexy June 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian has a huge dick
by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019
Get the Christianmug. christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3
by eajjae January 16, 2022
Get the christianmug. Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.
Christian - big back b!tch
Christian - big back b!tch
by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025
Get the Christianmug. A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by anajafpour April 21, 2022
Get the Christianmug.